“Do You Have A Book Store In Your Shoppe That I Can Browse?

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Take a look at the “Category” above that says “General Inquiry.” I set up my Shoppe like an Alchemist of Magian behind the Counter. You come in and tell me what you need, and I pull from the All of Everything and Create whatever comes to Mind.

I always through in a little extra.

As people Make Requests, I create the Solution and drop it into The Solutions Shoppe! If you have a request, Contact Me. You have to figure out how.

Charon says so. A thousand years ago, I’d be in a cave at the top of a Mountain in Tibet that you’d have to climb to. I’d lock the door and make you sit out there for a week. While you live in the street. You have to prove yourself.

You don’t just walk up to an Oracle on the internet likes its nothing! This is the Internet Equivalent of that Mountain and my Hermit Cave.

For fuck’s sake! Odinn — that dick — had to go talk to my Sister and give him his EYE just to talk to me. AFTER he descended into the depths of Yggdrasil to one of the Three Roots! That is the Price of talking to me. That is my Price. Odinn’s Eye.

PS – Odinn was Greg in disguise. Why else do you think a GOD had to consult with an ORACLE about the FUTURE? He couldn’t even FIND me without my Sister’s help.